Type F personality - Day 22

Day 22: What's in your purse?

I know there's such a thing as a Type A personality, which I am definitely not. Is there a Type F? If so, the F probably stands for Freaking Disaster and this post is about to reveal that I'm it's poster child.

So here's my purse.

Here's the pile of crap when it first gets dumped on the ground.

Here's the pile of crap sorted out...it's about to get really real, people.

Ok, so here's what we've got, starting at the bottom and working our way counter-clockwise-ish.

• wallet
• empty travel size saline solution that I use as eye drops because I won't buy eyedrops for contact wearers
• one splenda packet
• wedding program my sister gave me as inspiration/encouragement for starting a wedding invite/paper junk side business
• allergy meds from Walgreens
• nice pen 
• keycard for work
• pile of receipts that I typically leave in my purse until I file in my trash can
• player rewards card from Boot Hill Casino in Dodge City, KS (last used mid-July)
• two grocery lists
• 3 paid bills from last month
• Oklahoma Joe's menu
• Sweet Baby Jesus, a dirty pizza cutter wrapped in a Walmart sack (from Friday when I took fruit pizza to work)
• iPod Nano 
• K-State pen
• bread bag clip

Thank God I didn't try to go through airport security with this purse in the last 4 days.  It's really only a matter of time before my laziness puts me in jail or on a Dateline TV special.