Friday, July 22, 2011

And we're off! - Day 1

Ok, here I am, going strong on the 30-day blog challenge. Today's topic?

Day 1: Introduce, recent picture of yourself, 15 interesting facts.

Ok, well, I pretty much feel like yesterday's blog was an adequate introduction to this bit. so....CHECK!

(see i told you they should have given me credit for Day 0)

ok, what's next? Recent picture of yourself. well, this is about as recent as you can get.



I just got done playing softball and drinking celebratory beers. No, we didn't win, in fact, this was our worse season since we started back in '05, but tonight's game was a lot of fun.

ok, recent picture? CHECK!

15 interesting facts.

about me?

ugh. That's pushing it, I'm not sure I can handle that. Let's go half and half. Tonight I'll share credit with
this site on fun facts.

Ok, in no particular order.
  1. I used to be afraid of trains. Afraid as in I was convinced that a train was going to deliver my ultimate demise. We lived less than a block away from the train tracks and my super sonic hearing could hear a train whistle at least 8 miles away. My fear was cured when they taught me about the caboose. Why don't trains have cabooses anymore?
  2. Hippo milk is pink. I adore hippos.
  3. Just before the US started bombing Baghdad, nearly $1 billion dollars was stolen from the Central Bank of Iraq and is now the largest bank robbery in history. Also, right before the US started bombing Baghdad, I was in Las Vegas getting ready to board a Southwest Airlines flight back to KC with my friends Alison and Cindy. United Airlines canceled our original flight and I haven't flown them since.
  4. I made my national tv debut on January 2, 2004 during K-State's loss to Ohio State in the Fiesta Bowl. This is also the same weekend that I figured out how to ask for the beer garden in Spanish, “Donde esta jardin de cerveza?”
  5. Scientists aren't sure what color dinosaurs were.
  6. Up until about 2nd grade when I had my tonsils taken out, I was convinced onions gave me strep throat. If I ever have children there’s a high likelihood half of them will be mini-hypochondriacs.
  7. I love daydreaming.
  8. Back in 2004/5 I invented a game called "Yassar or a Cow." It's wildly unpopular, but I love it. Basically, you ask people who they would rather be in a situation with......Yassar Arafat or a cow. At Katie and Todd's wedding, Kristin's husband Matt asked me who I would have liked to brought as a date. I said, "Oh, I wasn't given plus guest." (like that was my only deterrent...taking dates to weddings is like a babysitting job you don't get paid for). To which Matt replied, "Yeah, but if you could, would you have brought Yassar?" "Yes, absolutely." Kristin, being the dark cloud that rains on my parade said, "Yeah, his dead moldy corpse would have been a lot of fun." me: "Uhhh, yeah, Weekend at Bernie's 1 and Weekend at Bernie's 2."
  9. More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.
  10. I'm a sucker for tv shows that let you download music from each episode. FOX and NBC saw me coming from a mile away.
  11. The zip code 12345 is assigned to General Electric in Schenectady, New York.
  12. I dressed as Steven Q. Eurkle for Halloween in the 2nd or 3rd grade. Now-a-days it probably would have been racially insensitve for a little white girl to do that, but my impression of his laugh and signature phrase “Did I do that?” was so spot on I think it made it ok. I won first place in the costume contest at school.
  13. There are more plastic flamingos in the US than real ones. 40 of them are in my brother Brian's shed.
  14. The oldest patented company logo is the red triangle of Bass beers.
  15. The KC star linked to my blog in an article that talked about Betty White. I'm credible if nothing else, right?
Well, I don't know about you readers, but I feel informed and entertained now. You're welcome.

15 interesting facts...CHECK!

Thursday, July 21, 2011

30-day blog challenge

It seems that my becoming an absentee blogger has not gone unnoticed. Let's just act like my blatant disregard for updating never happen, ok?

Excellent.

Now, hold on loosely readers, because in an attempt to remind you all why you love this blog, and subsequently, me, I'm embarking on the 30-day blog challenge. If I don't lose interest in the next 5-6 weeks** here's what you have to look forward to.

Day 0: The 30 Day Challenge Explanation and Description
Day 1: Introduce, recent picture of yourself, 15 interesting facts
Day 2: Meaning behind your blog name
Day 3: Your first love
Day 4: Your parents
Day 5: A song to match your mood
Day 6: A picture of something that makes you happy
Day 7: Favorite movies
Day 8: A place you've traveled to
Day 9: A favorite picture of your best friend
Day 10: Something you're afraid of
Day 11: Favorite tv shows
Day 12: Something you don't leave the house without
Day 13: Goals
Day 14: Celebrity crush
Day 15: Bible verse
Day 16: Dream house
Day 17: Something you're looking forward to
Day 18: Favorite Place to Eat
Day 19: Something you miss
Day 20: Nicknames
Day 21: Favorite Picture of yourself ALL TIME Why?
Day 22: What's in your purse?
Day 23: A picture of someone you want to switch lives with for a day and why
Day 24: Something you've learned
Day 25: Put your iPod on shuffle, first 10 songs
Day 26: Your Dream Wedding
Day 27: Original Photo of the city you live in
Day 28: Something that stresses you out
Day 29: 3 Wishes
Day 30: a picture of yourself this day and 5 good things that happened since you started the challenge

I wish whoever invented this list had given me credit for Day 0. Oh well, let's do this. I'm excited!

**let's be realistic, I'm not going to go from blogging 4 times in 60 days to blogging every day for 30 days.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Music Monday

I went to one of the free summer country concerts at the P&L last week to see the Randy Rogers Band. They might be a new favorite due to this song and the fact that the fiddle player's name is Brady Black. Hello!? That's a Days of Our Lives character...or at least it was when I watched 7 years ago.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Music Monday

We can't let the month of June come and go with no music monday post at all.

The load at work has been daunting, challenging and maybe just a pinch soul crushing the last month or so. Since I can't take a 4 day vacation to Texas to see friends every month, this song offers a simpler remedy to such a situation...put a little gravel in my travel.



Disregard the dumb video and just listen to the song I guess, i can't find anything better.

Friday, June 3, 2011

Once you smell burning...stop

When The Shirelles' momma said, "There'll be days like this." I wonder if she ever meant all of those days were going to fall in one week.

You know, the kind of week brought to you directly by Satan, where the only thing you are doing is reacting to people freaking out about things that don't warrant a freak out? Well, it has, in fact, been one of those weeks for me. Praise baby Jesus that it was only a 4 day week.

In fact, today when I was still at work past 8:30 pm for the 4th night in a row i decided to figure out how many more years I had until retirement. Bad idea. I have 36 more years of working...that's longer than I've been alive. Depressing until I remember there's still the options to marry rich and be a trophy wife.

Until then, I'm going to sit here, drink my bottle of wine and rewatch a few "My Drunk Kitchen" episodes...like this one.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

I feel violated

This commercial just came on TV, it's as if the creators of the first 14 seconds of the commercial have been watching my failed attempts at outdoor gardening.



How did they know?!?!

Monday, May 9, 2011

Music Monday

This week the HMC goes head-to-head with BWB (Brian Wilson's Beard) aka Gleason's team. In what can only be described as a strategic move, I dedicate this song to my opponent.



It'll take her until 1:44 to remember that she doesn't like this song. I'm hoping the boo hook will get stuck in her head and cripple her ability to piece together a win. Let's be honest, at this point, it's my only shot at winning the matchup.