Distorted reality

This year's theme for the Miss USA pageant is "Waking Up In Vegas." The contestant photos for the 2K10 contest were released to the public on Monday and came under a flurry of debate for being "too sexy/racy/provocative/controversial." If you have no idea what I'm talking about just do a google news search for Miss USA and you'll see what I'm talking about.

I'm not here to discuss the morality of it all, where is the fun in that? I'm hear to discuss the reality of it all. Show of hands, who has woke up in Vegas? I have. It looks nothing like this. I mean, even at my most rested, hydrated-self, I don't look this good or happy to be awake. Although my hair can and has been that big.

If you're doing Vegas right, this is how you look when you wake up.